Last week we created our Chocolate Showpiece – and the theme is Pirates. I designed mine to be a rum bottle and a drunken parrot on an island with a palm tree. Well, lets just say that isnt exactly what I ended up with.
It may be important to note that my stepdaughter returned home, 3000 miles away, when this began and the stress of her leaving hit me very hard. Like a ton of bricks actually. Getting out of bed the first few days without her there to hang out with was nearly impossible. So I tried my hardest to shake that off when I went into the kitchen but it came back to bite me. As Chef says, when you’re stressed it all comes out in the chocolate.
So to start, I had to make a mold of a rum bottle. I brought in a bottle of Captain Morgan and hacked up, melted down, and poured a bunch of gelatin. Not knowing frozen gelatin doesnt work the second time around – this used up several hours that had to be redone. But I learned. And I redid. And eventually I got a a gelatin mold that I filled with chocolate. The first chocolate bottle didnt work out and I had to make another one. I got really upset with myself that I ruined the first one, but I learned from it. Removing the bottle from the gelatin mold is a process which I am told feels very similar to birthing a cow – though not a process I care to actually compare it to any time soon. I’ll take their word for it. Ick.

Chef showing me how to "birth" my gelatin mold
Because of the cuts made to get the first bottle (ya, the one that broke) out, the second bottle came out with wings. It was an awesome effect, but it wasnt very piratey. It took some time to get these cleaned off. Here is what that looked like:

Wings
I ended up scrapping the parrot in the design, for the combined reason of not having the time to make it properly and not having the space to put him once I realized how big the bottle actually was. The rum bottle is made of solid milk chocolate, and I spray painted it with a paint gun with a mixture of chocolate and cocoa butter to thin it out. That was fun - we had a makeshift paint booth set up in the dish sink.
I originally had two palm trees and all the palm fronds were solid poured chocolate but they broke just before presentation time. This is when the tears welled up. I dont even know what happened, just looked over and palm fronds were all laying on the base broken off the trees. I had to yank one of the trees to salvage what fronds we could. We covered the hole left with a piece of chocolate coral, and Chef was nice enough to help me finish it since we were running out of time – literally security had come and said we had to leave the kitchen they were about to leave the building. Chef just told me “At least your piece didnt break on national television, it’s going to be ok” and we made some palm fronds to fill in the empty space out of modeling chocolate.
I am happy with the way the piece turned out with all the problems I had. It isnt as great as I’d like it to be, but considering what happened, it could have been a lot worse. Here’s the final piece.
